Wednesday, June 29, 2011

So, I read this book.

Family secrets. Sometimes they're big, sometimes they're little, and sometimes they're in between.

My Aunt C has a secret. When she was a teenager, she had a baby. Her children don't know, and apparently, she lives in fear that this boy will show up on her doorstep. I found out about it as a child, when another aunt spilled the beans. Aunt C showed up, frantic, at my house, to talk to my mother, "This can not come out, no one can know!".

My mother sat me down, and shared Aunt C's story with me. She was in her late teens, living wild, and got pregnant. My grandfather, who she adored, insisted that she could NOT keep the baby, so they sent her to a "home" for pregnant girls. Apparently there were some issues with the baby, and he needed surgery when he was a little older, so he wasn't adopted until he was a year old. She visited him EVERY day, begging her father to let her bring her baby home. He never relented.

Last summer, I read the book "The Girls Who Went Away", which is all about, including stories told by the "girls' themselves, getting knocked up in the 50's and 60's. It broke my tiny, shriveled, blackened heart. I feel certain that this book could help her. Show her that there is no shame in what happened to her, because, for certain, it happened *to* her.

I love Aunt C. She is the only one who shows up for my children's parties, now that my dad is dead. I can count on her, the way I cannot count on anyone else in my family. How do I share this with her, without digging up painful memories, or inadvertantly ratting her out to her children?

What happens when she eventually passes? Do I share this news with my cousins, one of whom I am rather close to? It's certainly not my secret to share, I just hate knowing that she lives with this secret shame, when she has nothing to be ashamed of.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

To Ohio and back.

Today, I completed my first solo road trip. I drove over 800 miles, alone, to visit one of my bestest friends, who I haven't seen in person, in over 5 years. It was the most independent thing I've ever done. Which, in itself, would be sad, if it weren't the first of many things on the "Momma is going to stop being scared failing, grab her clit (don't need no balls), and face the big, bad, scary world". Too long of a title?

The Man and I have been fighting, about some pretty fundamental things lately. The idea of him moving into the basement was even thrown around, and so I figured it was the perfect time to just DO. The boyos had a camping trip this weekend, that Doug was chaperoning on, so the timing worked out perfectly.

Turns out, it was also, exactly what we both needed. We've barely spoken in two weeks, except to cry (me), or sulk (him). Okay, so maybe we were both sulking. We talked more this weekend, through texts, and then on my drive home, and agreed that we couldn't wait to see each other, and that being apart, and fighting, sucks.

I made excellent time on the way home, and arrived about an hour before he was expecting. I didn't have my house key, so I rang the doorbell. When he opened the door, he literally crushed me, in a hug, and we stood like that for almost 5 minutes. It was the best hug I've gotten in my entire life.

We've spent most of the night just snuggling, and hanging out. We talked about his trip, and mine. I mentioned that it almost seems like I'm having trouble regulating my own body heat. One minute I'm sweating, the next, I'm freezing. He looks at me says "Oh. The Change.".

His ass can so sleep in the basement tonight, LOL.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

who's back?

Guess who's back?

(name that tune? Anyone?)

Lucien has got to be the funniest 7 year old in the whole, wide world. Like Seriously, as he would say.

Actually, it would probably be "Like seriously, yo" which he thinks is about the funnest word in the whole world, along with butt and penis.

He gets in the car last week, and announces:

"Jason and are totally not friends any more mom"

Now, you have to understand, he does this thing where he cocks his head to the side, and nodds a little bit when he's talking about things he's very sure of, and sort of twists his mouth up.

So, since he, Jason and Travis are the bestest of friends "We like, even have our own club, yo", I asked him why?

"Because, he like, totally lies to me all the time. You know, like about important stuff".

Me: "Well, give me an example"

L: (picture 7 year old outrage) "He told me Lauren was CHEATING on me!"

At this point, I'm trying not to laugh because, really, cheating on your boyfriend in the second grade is seriously slutty, and Lauren's mom is a friend of mine. Plus, we've already started planning the wedding.

Me: "Do you know what cheating on someone means?"

L: (even more outrage) "Um YEAH mom...it's when you tell someone you're they're girlfriend, but really, you are someone ELSE'S girlfriend. Lauren has been MY girlfriend for like 2 years now. She used to make me hold her hand, when we first became boyfriend and girlfriend, but not so much anymore, because, you know, it's kind of hard to play with only one hand".

Me: Did you ask Lauren?

L: "Of course!" (if he could have said, "you bet your sweet ass I did", he totally would have).

She is totally faithful to the Lou-Kerplooey, and was seriously pissed that Jason tried to "break me and you up". So, she smacked the living shit out him, Jason got pissed, and now, they're like, totally not friends anymore.

We talked a little bit about friendship, and maybe Jason is jealous that Lucien likes to hang with Lauren too, etc. There is a lull in the conversation at this point, but as we're getting out of the car, he ever-so-brightly informs me:

"You know what Lauren and I have in common? We both totally love tacos. When we FINALLY go on our first real date, I'm totally taking her to the taco restaurant".

which is Taco Bell.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Update-schmupdate

So, I've had long, drawn-out posts, completely written in my head, but I think we all know how that works out in flying-monkey land.

So, to summarize, I'm fine.

I had lots of tests, some surgery, and started the pill.

I also added another layer to my freakish fertility.

I, apparently, only have one ovary.

Now, I would think that would mean a girl would only be like, half as fertile, right?

Apparently, my lonely little ovary, instead of, you know, taking every month off, as is her right, considering she's only supposed to be on-call every other month, decided to be the over-achiever in my life.

"Take some time off? I think not! What will she do, if she gets a month of worrying that she's knocked up again?"

I'm one of the laziest people I know, a proud under achiever, if you will, and I get the Ovary to kick the ass of everyone else's ovariES.

My BFF has been TTC for over 2 years, and when finding further evidence of my freakishness, already told me she has every intention of sleeping with The Man.

I told her she has my permission.

More later, I SWEAR (notice I just said "later") about my ridiculously hysterical kids, my hairscut, magnet school interviews, and my thoughts on the new CPSIA regulations, that currently, stand to put Bitchen Stitchen right the fuck out of business.

Wanna guess how much profanity that post will contain?

Hey, I'll give a prize to the person who guesses the closest to the number of times I'll use "fuck", or some derivative thereof, including, but not limited to: Fuckstick, fuckity, fuck balls, etc.

I'll make it something good, and swear not to look at the guesses before I finish the post.

Ooh...this is fun!

Guess!: B.Stitchen@gmail.com

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Lucky, Lucky girl...

I be.

I have three gorgeous boyos, who are happy, and mostly healthy, a rock solid marriage to my bestest friend, a tight-knit circle of a few sistas that would bleed for each other, and a wicked sense of humor (most days).

Which is why I know I'll be okay.

I went to the doctor last week, for extreme period pain. Mine was never very bad, until I had Lucien. Then, it got closer together, and started hurting, quite a bit, on the first 1-2 days. I went when he was a year old, and they found nothing, after scaring the crap out of me, and telling me it was probably cancer.

Fast forward 6 years ( I know, yell at me, I deserve it, LOL), and I finally went back, because at this point, I'm almost in tears the first two days, and hurt for a week before my period actually comes.

I picked my doctor in a very scientific manner. I looked up my insurance, who was close, found their websites, picked the all-woman practice closest to me (don't know about you, but my days of allowing strange men to stick things in my vagina have passed, long ago), and went to the "Biography" page.

"Lets see....skinny...skinny...skinnier....chubby....chubbier! Bingo!"

"I'd like to make an appointment with Dr. Fluffy please"

Very scientific.

She was awesome, totally set me at ease. For as much of a slut as I was as a teen, I'm usually a bit traumatized by trips to the GYN for days afterwards. This was almost easy.

Until she said she could feel a mass, and told me I needed an ultrasound, and a pelvic scan (for those of you in the know...there is a difference?). I couldn't get an appointment for a few days, and as my period was imminent, I postponed until after it arrived to make the appointment.

The Man is freaking OUT. My mother is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

I'm pretty zen about the whole thing. I'm really not all that worried. Most things in my life that seemed catastrophic in the beginning, have worked themselves out, most of the time, leaving me better off than I was beforehand.

As long as I don't die, I'll be fine (Captain Obvious!). And really, I am way to busy to have that happening right now.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Stride baby, stride.

I have yet to hit mine.

The beginning of school always throws me. We go from sitting by the pool all day during the summer, with the only activities planned involve how many times that week we plan on hitting the library, to GET UP! YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE! Don't forget your lunch, homework, shoes, brush your teeth, get your clothes on, "No, you cannot wear that, it's dirty, I don't care that it's your favorite", "Where are your cleats, soccer starts in 6 minutes!", "Get your flashcards, tutoring today after school".

It's exhausting!

IT also coincides with my busy season, shows almost every weekend, and The Man's busy work time as well.

Currently, my house looks like a bomb went off it, of the very messy kind, my children were very excited to have dinner last night, that I cooked, not just heated up, and I desperately need a haircut, LOL.

How do you adjust to all the changes in schedule once school starts?

And counting....

Only a few more days till my dad's birthday.

I chose to have Caleb's birthday party with the family, on it. I invited everyone I could think of, in terms of family and family friends. It will not only be a celebration of my absolutely fabulous son's 13th birthday, but a celebration of my dad's life. I'm still spending some days figuring out how to breathe in a world that he's not in anymore, but I'm getting there.

We'll all crack a Natural Light Beer, and toast, while playing Inna Gadda Da Vida, his favorite song.

Then, I'll get shit faced, and sit in Baby and cry for a few hours, after everyone leaves.

I miss him.